This blog is managed by two graduated highschool friends. In light of recently popular drunken asshole womanizer blog-to-celebrity sites (some of which are great), we have decided to approach a different demographic, sharing humorous stories, pictures, our thoughts on current events, our services and perhaps eventually establish a niche in the ever growing online community. Also we want to share our personal experiences from the creatively oppressive institution known as high school to teach youngsters that they still have the power to fuck shit up, the system just doesn’t want you to know that. Giving back to the community is another important aspect of who we are. We are here to educate America on the actualities of adolescent youth in today’s society. For example, our education system breeds sexual predators. The ex-hobo who rubs one off when your kid walks past to the school bus stop is the least of your concerns for your child. Its the large number of sexually starved upperclassmen that will inevitably stalk, woo, and make whoopie with her (or him in some weird isntances). We have learned to mock such flagrant losers. By relaying our observations and personal life experiences, we hope that you will learn from our mistakes, accomplish what we failed at, and learn the ins and outs of beating the system, etc. Our society has undergone a plethora of changes due to the ever declining moral fiber of society. The media is constantly exploiting this…thus we have a treacherous cycle of doom. We figure…why not benefit from this?
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